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Too old to give a shit.

Too old to give a shit.

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SKU: 694157630113 Category: Socks - Womens Brand: Funatic - About Face Designs - Nice
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I’m too old to give a shit. Just bring me my social security check and some new socks now! Gift these hilarious senior socks to all the old geezers in your life.

Mid-calf Crew Sock
Unisex, One Size Fits Most: Men 6 – 11 & Women 7.5 – 12
Made of 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic

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Urban Artifacts of Preston

Urban Artifacts of Preston
117 West Fillmore St
Preston MN
507-202-6996
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